It was about a month ago when I had the idea to start a
blog. I don’t really know why I wanted to. I probably don’t remember because just as I was deciding I would, I hit
my head on asphalt after being run over by a bike. I guess I’m only left to
speculate why I originally wanted to start a blog. In the meantime, I’ve
conjured up a few reasons I think people do this whole blogging thing.
1. To brag about
their children. My mother’s blog is a prime example of this. It is filled
to the brim with pictures of me and of course, a few of my sixteen year old
brother. As if the Christmas morning, no make-up, blood shot eye pictures weren’t
enough, they are captioned with embarrassing phrases such as, “She is so beautiful,
even when she’s mad for the sole reason of being on her menstrual cycle.”
Thanks Mom. I was actually mad because it was 5 in the
morning. And I had pneumonia.
2. To show off their levels
of fitness. I’m not going to lie, the second I notice that I have an 8
pack, I’m going to post a picture on here. Does that mean I have a 6 pack,
then? Duh. Posting a picture of my 6 pack on any internet media, however, is
way to mainstream for me.
3. To talk about
their love lives. Welp…..moving right along.
4. Because they want
to. Simple idea, yet some people just don’t understand. It’s like…. I wanna
post about my private life on the internet! What’s so hard to get about that?
I think that I possibly fit into that last category there.
But sadly, I don’t have time to think much more about it because I have a hot
date to go get ready for…..or something like that.
Why do you blog? Comment below!
